Your license has been revoked...Part II

Couple of new plates to point out today. These both happen to be vehicles that are parked in the garage where I work. Both are from NH. I know, that goes without saying really.

The first one is : HIZ

Ok, this is just retarded on a couple of levels. First off, the bad play on words. If you haven't guessed, the car this is on is a Nissan 300Z. Get it? The "S" has been switched with a "Z" to reference the car. Secondly, and I'm just guessing, but I'm sure I'm right, you know damn well there's a matching HERZ. There is just no way there isn't.

The second car is : MYHARLE

Now I assume that's Harley as in Davidson. Do they know they weren't on a Harley? In fact, they were in a Chevy Monte Carlo. Maybe I'm just being picky, but I don't know why you would put that plate on a car. It seems it might make more sense on say..maybe...a Harley. I don't know, I just pulled that one off the top of my head.

Somehow I have a feeling this is going to be an ongoing post.

Your license has been revoked...

Go to the closest car dealer, hand over you keys and ask them to give you a box of diapers you bunch of babies.

This message is for all the convertible owners that drive around with their top down and their windows up. What the hell is wrong with you? What are you afraid of the wind? Don't want your hair to get messy?? Why did you get a convertible?

If you just wanted your comb-over to flop around in the breeze while the rest of your hair stays in place, you should have gotten a sunroof and saved yourself about $4000.

Welcome to NH, here's you vanity plate

Why in the world do so many people in NH have vanity license plates? Do they hand them to you when you cross the border? Perhaps they mail them out each year as Xmas gifts.

The other day I was on a stretch of road for about 6mins. and I passed 7 cars with vanity plates. JJ MAN, SHYGIRL, CLIMAXX... the list goes on. CLIMAXX?? Is that for real? Why the hell is that on your car? LFTTXAS? Do you think anyone cares that you left Texas? With all the cowboy hats and country music in NH, do you even notice you've left?

Once I saw GR8NBED on a guy's Corvette up in Manchester. I don't even know what to say about that. It's just scary that people actually pay extra to put these stupid ass messages on their cars, but I guess at least I get a good laugh out of it.

Here's an idea for your next plate...SUPRGAY