Weird sightings
So this is the second time that I've been in line at the drive-thru for my coffee and seen a man with a truck with a goat in the back. Not much more to say there really, I think man with a goat in his truck at the drive-thru sort of says it all. I hope that's not where the milk in my coffee is coming from.
Is it just me?
Does it seem odd that ice coffee costs more than regular coffee? Why is that? You get less coffee, since they fill the cup to the top with ice and it doesn't cost anything to make ice. Where's the extra charge?
I've recently picked up a coffee machine for home and have been making my own coffee for the last couple months. This week, I started making ice coffee and so far, my cost per cup hasn't seemed to go up at all. Have I discovered an amazing breakthrough? Is this my ticket to financial success? Maybe I'll write a book about my cost cutting coffee technique, or better yet, I'll tour the country like that Tony Robbins guy giving seminars to coffee shop owners. I will revolutionize the industry.
This is just plain funny...
I know people are sue-happy, but this really takes the cake. I've never heard of suing yourself. LOLOL
A drive-thru should be pretty simple
Seriously. They greet you, you tell them what you want and then you pull up to the window and get it. That's it folks. It's not rocket science.
Why don't the people working the drive-thru understand the process?? One place in particular which shall remain nameless (so don't tell heavenly donuts in methuen that i was talking about them) just can't seem to get it right. Half the time you sit at the speaker for a good amount of time before they acknowledge you. Then they take your order. Then there is silence. Apparently it isn't obvious to them that they are supposed to acknowledge that they actually heard your order and weren't asleep or something. Your supposed to just sit there for a couple seconds, assume they heard you, and pull up. Even when you say "that's it" after your order, you don't always get a response.
Sometimes I just sit there until they realize I haven't moved. Then they are forced to tell me to pull up. I realize that might be a bit childish, but I just feel it's my duty to make them understand the process.
Here is the process...Greet-listen-acknowledge-pull up-pay-give change. That's it.
Oh, and if after I order I say "that's it", don't ask me if I want something else. If I did, I wouldn't have said "that's it", now would I? Don't waste my time or yours reciting the crap they have on the cue card for you.
Most important, if you can't follow this simple process, don't even think about keeping my change
You aren't rock n' roll if your tucking your t-shirt into your pants.
That's right. You heard it here. I love going out to a club and seeing some clown who thinks he's all angry and rock n' roll, yet he has his t-shirt neatly tucked into his pants and kept in place with his nice shiny belt. Knock it off. Quit trying to think your a rockstar when your girlfriend is clearly dressing you. Kickin' it G-style with the wool hat isn't disguising anything. Just let her pick out your outfit before you get on stage and deal with it. Nobody is buying that your cool.
Oh yeah, and don't wear Polo. That definitely isn't helping your cause.




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